I tried to make that title sound like a hysterical (as in crazy, not funny) radio ad for a bank offer or one of those weekly stern reminder notices you get in the mail before the first issue of a new magazine subscription ever arrives.
So, to all two of you who regularly check in here, you can subscribe (It's free, free, free!!!) to this blog. Or not. See the opportunity of a lifetime at the left. But remember, this is a limited-time offer, because eventually one of us will die or Jesus will return and your window of opportunity will be closed soundly on your knuckles.
"George,he says it's the opportunity of a lifetime!"