Wednesday, October 18, 2006
(Almost) Wordless Wednesday
It’s a lovely knot of wet bras that came out of the dryer today.
Now which caption fits best?
A) Sir Walter Scott: “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” How true.
Truer: “Oh what a tangled web we sag when we wash our delicates without a bag.”
B) “Here’s my nylon sculpture project for art, Mom. I call it ‘Dance of the Twirling Bras.’”
C) “Only ‘Miracle Grow’ will make your garlic grow like mine!”
D) “What do you mean, ‘What is it?’ It’s a pastel Thanksgiving gourd!”
E) “Now all I need is a plant for my new macrame hanger.”
F) “Now listen, missy, ‘Don’t get your knickers in a knot,’ also goes for your bras!”
G) “Those Victoria’s Secrets ads finally put me over the edge.”
H) “It’s an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model sling shot, with a compass in the stock and 'this thing', which tells time."
“Put that away. You’ll shoot your eye out.”