GO COLTS! This is a Muncie Bureau of Water Quality employee using blue food dye to color the water in the White River. The city, this state, is a frenetic mess today, awaiting the big game tomorrow.
Several churches who had planned big Super Bowl parties have had to cancel them due to strict NFL regulations about broadcasting/watching this game. For instance, you cannot make up signs using the words "Super Bowl Sunday" due to copyright infringements. And the screen must be less than 55". And you have to promise to hand over your school's valedictorian and have the soles of your feet fused together, THEN, you may host a Big Game (Sup.Bl.) party. Just kidding about those last two, but there is a long list of stipulations any organization must follow. Basically, the list pretty much ensures that no church can host a big party, only they don't dare come right out and say that. A couple of Indiana churches have had to cancel their wing-dings because of this, and there is quite a backlash against the NFL.
End score: Bars-1, Churches-0.
Now back to regularly scheduled blogging: See Lower than a Hyena's Mom, below.