Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Did you catch it? It was a pretty uneventful night, in my opinion, until Jordin Sparks knocked the ball out of the park. Woo-hoo! She gave the best musical performance (this from a NON-musical person--see 2 posts below), but for sheer entertainment ... it was Sanjaya all the way. That is, if you count terror as entertainment. I literally watched him through the crevices of my fingers like an 8 year old at a scary movie. I just feel so vicariously embarrassed! And yet, he is definitely beloved, so it's all good. And the little crying girl, she was just precious. I'm sure I looked similar to that over Donny Osmond.
And now, I have written an ode to Sanjaya inspired by last night's performance and by the caffeintated Diet Coke I just drank. Note that every misspelled end word is to be prounounced as though it rhymes with Sanjaya:
You are on fi-uh (fire)
Kickin' it high-uh and high-uh
Like a feathery song bird on a wi-uh.
You gave your love to the cry-uh
and because of your hair dry-uh,
You'll be back next week
And prove Simon a li-uh.