When you eat your contacts.
Recently I got disposables for the first time. It's weird not having to take them out and go clean them, etc. You just take them out and pitch them. I do most of my blogging in the evening when my eyes are dry. So I've just been taking them out and putting them on a Kleenex or scrap piece of paper until I leave the desk for good.
Last night I had a plate of Wheat Thins that I was snacking on as I blogged. My eyes were screaming, "Get the Saran Wrap off of us! We can't breathe!" so I took the contacts out and laid them on the plate. Or so I thought. I really laid them on a Wheat Thin. And then I hate them.
In my defense, this was also during American Idol, so if you read me regularly, you know how distracted I was.
The result? My review of this new snack: "It's an interesting snack, showing exceptional balance, well defined red-eye ambience, nuances of mascara, spicy allergy meds and pungent acidity. This is the rare Hoosier blend that will likely improve with additional time devoted to developing the base snack. Next time, the creator should try Sun Chips, or for a more authentic local flavor, pork rinds."