I know that you know all about Sheryl Crow's efforts to save the world one square of toilet paper at a time. Here are some actual funny headlines from articles recounting this earth-saving ideology gone bizarre.
USA Today Flushes Out Crow's Green Idea: Use Less Toilet Paper
Sheryl Crow Takes a Swipe at Toilet Paper
All I Wanna Do ... is Use One Piece of Loo (Paper)
You be the judge: is she kidding? Here are her words:
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees, which we heavily rely on for oxygen," she said on her website. "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting," she said.
"I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."
Crow has some other genius ideas. Among them, a new clothing line with built-in rags in case you spill.
"I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a ‘dining sleeve’. The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another ‘dining sleeve’. after usage," she said.
Is this for real?