I know you're expecting me to say something semi-witty about AI, but I got nothin'. What I wouldn't give to hear Sanjaya bust out some Bon Jovi. Or see him fling some wild Bon Jovi hair. You know, "give us somethin' to blog about." But those halcyon days are over.
Sometimes, Hubby says I'm ... "mean" when I write here.**(see footnote) I think he's implying I'm less than kind. Or maybe downright mean. Yikes, I hope not. But how do I balance kindness with honesty? I hate to be negative, but this was my least favorite week so far. Maybe I just don't care for Bon Jovi music. Or Bon Jovi ego. But he is pretty. I told Hubby that Jon Bon Jovi is the female J Lo. You know what I mean.
As I type this, Lakisha has just planted one on Simon. Something is out of line in the universe--Simon is losing his Simonness and becoming human. I prefer Simon Le Gris on this show, not sweet Simon from Seventh Heaven.
Oh, poor Jordin.
Oh, Blake, Bla-Bla-Bla-Blake (uhn-un-cha un-cha). What did you think of this rendition? I was of the half who Simon said would not like it.
Oh Chris. That's a lot of rocker yellin'.
Oh Melinda. Save this show tonight. Do you think she completely got the message in this song? She's so nice I think she might have been sincerely, emphatically, wishing people, "Have a nice day." I agree with what Paula said, "It's not the kind of lyric you like."
It's Dub and Laura! Did you catch that dance he referred to? An African musical group came to the White House and while they performed, they danced, and Dub got down with them, with the requisite pursed lips of someone who's totally diggin' their own moves. If you missed this on the news, you must find the video. On second thought, you might not have time to find the full length version, so here ya go:
See President Bush Boogie Down.
This week has stymied me. Maybe I will block it out as though it never happened and vote with my heart because, after all, as Bon Jovi said in his arrogant Sinatra-inspired song, "It's my life." Therefore, I'm voting for George Bush.
So what did you think about AI this week?
**Footnote: Hubby's opinion may be tainted and not totally objective. He has been reading comments from the DiscipleNow post, and he is obviously jealous of the love fest I'm basking in from my blogger girlfriends. I am encouraging him to find his own hobby, one that suits his needs and skill sets, like, say, the Amateur C-Span Speech Transcriptionists Club. See? I'm nice!