Friday, June 08, 2007
Friday's Feast has only 5 pts., so that's totally allowed on Weight Watchers, thank goodness. Here I go:
What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?
Now, are you asking the "good" Linda or the "bad" Linda? Because Good Linda, who started Weight Watchers last Tuesday night, would reply, "I do so enjoy Dannon's Light and Fit White Chocolate Raspberry Yogurt with only 60 calories and no fat!" Bad Linda would say, "A whole batch of no bake chocolate oatmeal cookies with some peanut butter thrown in for good measure. Bwaaah-haaaa-haaaaa!" (evil laugh) I also love to snack on cereal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?
Well it's much more popular than my maiden name, which was Batt. I suppose I can't really say what it is in case there's a looney out there who hates Sheryl Crow or Russell Crowe and might come after me. So I'll guess a 3. (It's 1203 in the USA. Go to pbs.org, cgi registry. I tried linking here several different ways but only came up with error messages. I typed it in my address bar and found it again.
Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?
False. My all-time favorite character is not a character at all but a real life cyber-agent from the future posing as Assistant to the Regional Manager of the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. by the name of Dwight K. Schrute. Why? Simple. Here is an excerpt from his blog:
I am no longer calling SchruteSpace a “blog”. It is now being called by its un-compacted name “web log”.
Welcome to my web log.
When I die, here’s how I want my funeral.
I would like Michael Scott to fashion my coffin from Dunder Mifflin paper boxes and duct tape. My pillow will be the cushion from my chair (product # 497 –A8).
I want it to be 6’8” long and 3’ wide with ventilation holes in case I come back to life for some reason.
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.
Sometimes I order specialty T-shirts for my kids at Christmas. One of those sites is www.randomshirts.com. One of my favorites from them is a shirt with a cartoon outline of a whale that says, "Save the Jonah."
Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.
Dwight should be promoted to Imperial Csar of Dunder Mifflin.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't hang pictures.