Is there anything more pitiful than a dog who can't walk? No. Especially when all they can do is scoot, a la "Toby" in the Stanley Steemer Commercial (below). My little dog is incapacitated (see post before this one about indecorous exploding butts) and so she cannot get around like normal. So although it is clearly beneath her dignity, she has no choice "butt" to scoot. So what do you do when your pitiful little doggie cannot get around? You put her in a stroller and push her around, of course. And now you can say that you've seen a dog smile.