Breaking Indiana news: Tonight a 24-year-old mother was found incoherent in her car after it screeched to a halt in a sudivision 3/4 of a mile from her home. The homeowner came out to see what the commotion was about. That's when she found the mother's 5 year-old behind the wheel, the 3 year-old brother in the backseat, both unbelted, while Mom rode in the passenger seat with the seatbealt holding her safely in place. When the homeowner asked, "Ma'am, are you OK? What's wrong? Is this your son driving?" the mom answered: "Yes, but he's a good driver."
The 5 year-old must be the world's youngest designated driver. If this weren't so scary and sad, it would be hilarious.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, Percocet and Vodka played an important role in this story.