Monday, December 10, 2007
Betcha Can't Eat Just One
You say you love your kid? Really. Do you love him/her ginormously?
Buy him this monolithic tyrannosaurus toy soldier Christmas cookie.
Imagine your kid's delight as he rips into the shoulder of the mother of all Christmas cookies.
This is not so outrageous, moms. If you indulge your kid with this cookie, you will never have to bake another Christmas cookie again the rest of your life. If your kid even starts to talk about a birthday cake, you just remind him of the year you bought him the NBA star of cookies. In fact, you will never have to send your child a care package at college because even then, the soldier will have at least one remaining foot.
So, what would you pay for this delectable delight?
Plus $100.00 for shipping
That's $400.00. Four-hundred dollars of dough for dough.
Where can you purchase the 5ft cookie? FAO Schwartz, of course. Might as well order two, right?