Happy 50th Birthday, Donny Osmond
Yes, he was born December 9, 1957, and that makes him 50. Donny Osmond is a fitty-year-old grandfather. Thus, we have entered a funky-weird, space-age kind of reality, people. Realize this: Donny is 50.
In honor of this day, I'd thought I'd put to rest once and for all the dispute between Marina and Susanne and several others and myself about who, had he been privileged to know us, Donny would have chosen to walk down that aisle.
So I did a complicated scientific study of the question by going to CelebMatch.com to see just how compatible Donny and I would have been.
I had to enter all kinds of detailed statistics and variables and personal philosphies and mathematical equations such as: "What is your birthday?"
Amazingly, from that one date, CelebrityMatch.com was able to compute our compatibility as:
Dang. ("Someone help me, help me, help me, please") -49%?- Yawwwwn. Oh well, that physical stuff is overrated, right? So I'll just have to take him at his word when he sang to me, "This is not a puppy love." I believe you, Donny; I believe you.