"We-elllllll, there's a winter storm a 'blowin across the Heartland today" (this is a folk song I'm making up as I go along in the spirit of one of my favorite movies, "A Mighty Wind.")
Yes, there's a winter storm a 'blowin across the Heartland today
Keepin' me from my daily Internet play--No way!
Not havin' my Internet service makes me holler, "Heidy-Ho-Hey!"
"Why is it so freakin' cold here; in Texas, it's like May."
Yes, no Internet today.
(Bring it down a notch now to a poignant whisper:)
If I had one Comcast question,
Oh, I'd just like to say
Why don't they adjust my outrageous bill ...
so I don't have to pay!
(Play it ROWDY now!)
No Internet today!
So, if I don't come round to see you
I did not pass away
But there's no Internet, no Internet
In my Heartland hoooooome today.
See ya real soon!
College Daughter reminded me this weekend how much I love this song from the movie. If this completely cracks you up, we are soul sisters.