This pic makes me think of that age-old question, "If you were an animal, which would you be?"
I think I would be a hummingbird. Because they just "belly-up to the bar" and eat like 500 times their weight in SUGAR! all the live-long day. And that's basically what I did the entire weekend!
Only I would be a hummingbird with fat rolls. Perhaps I would be the Chilean Patagona Gigas [Giant Hummingbird] variety, whose massiveness is an anomaly in hummingbirdom. Here you can see its relative bigness:
Yes, I would say that that's apropos: "Big as a house."