RED ALERT! RED ALERT! College Son Coming Home Tomorrow with Two Friends for Dinner! AACK!
SOS! SOS! Something tells me they are going to expect "food!"--dishes prepared sans can lids and ants! I'll definitely be fixing the "Ken Lee" cake. Please send helpful ideas NOW. I only have 29 hours left to get ready. No grill-grill is kaput. Chinette? Do not take the time to write in full complete sentences. Just FIRE ideas at me like rapid-fire machine guns! If you read here often and care about me as an individual and AI fanatic, don't just sit there-DO SOMETHING!