Well, I was going to be coy and not announce "I'm off on vacation!" but I can't do that because basically, I have no self-restraint. Which explains the 15 extra lbs I'm hoisting around on the backs of my upper arms this summer.
So: I'm off on vacation!
But I'll still probably post every day. Because that's the way I roll (and keep sane.) Can I get an "amen?"
I'm traveling with Jorge's family to Gatlingburg, TN, where I will probably look like the kid on the right if I do this lift thingy:
But Zoe and the boy are staying home, as I noted in a previous post. So, burglars, don't try to break into my house, or one of those two will completely bite your little toe off. I'm not kidding. Either that, or Zoe will pee on the floor when you break into our house, which is a sign, according to the vet, that she likes you. She likes a lot of people; I'm sure she'd be crazy about you burglars.
One more thing: Well, two.
First: I did something for the first time ever today--got a pedicure. That was dicey because the Vietnamese girl who was working on me kept telling me she was going to put "sauce" on my legs. Turns out, she was trying to say "sea salts." She said, "I put da sauce on you leg. Da sauce is good." So it actually sounded like she had tasted it or something.
Secondly: I got my hair cut AGAIN. I liked the sides a lot, but the waxing and the back weren't cutting it for me (no pun intended, but how clever!). So now I have a slight angle, and my hair hits the middle of my neck.
This stylist definitely had teeth, by the way.
So now I've gotten my pedicure and my auxiliary haircut, all I have left to do is ... pack!