First of all, what kind of dog owner enters her dog in a dog contest in the local paper and forgets to vote for her? Oh yes, me.
This means that my sweet little doggie's picture was included on the page amongst scores of other dogs' pics with this caption under it:
"Zoe. 0 votes."
ZERO votes?! OH, the humiliation! No one voted for her, not even me! But don't worry too much about her feelings because when I came home that day, she had "poo'd" in the laundry room. I got your message, Zoe. In the words of Stephanie Tanner: "How rude!"
Do you remember back in June when I posted that I would have to wear this dress to She Speaks for unmentionable reasons, which I then proceeded to mention all over my blog?
Well, I just wanted to update you. So far, in July, August, and September?
I could be wearing this.
Not only because it's white, signifying the opposite of the red message above, (wink-wink) but also because the neck, or "body," if you will, is fire engine red, signifying, "hot flashes."
That's right, after a month-long visit from "Aunt Rhody," (?) she packed up, moved out and has not been heard from since. And no, I am not pregnant.
Also, I just needed to post the dress because it may be the ugliest one in the world, and I would like the honor of having the ugliest dress in the world on my blog. Crystal Carrington would kill for this dress. Or at least push Alexis into the pool for it.
Finally, have you seen these Old Spice commercials? We have played this over and over just to hear the little scream.