Say, Have You Heard the News, Betty June and Dorothy Jane?
"I have to use TWO phones because this is just TWO good! HAHAHA (squeak!) Get it? It's a play on words. The news? Oh, I forgot! That ditzy blonde at 2nd cup has now marked her second year of blogging! It makes me want to sing, 'Happy Bloggy Day to You, Mr. President!' Hey .... this criss-cross support could be just what I've been looking for! I think I'll call it 'The Miracle Underwire Telephone Bra!' (squeak!)"