Birthday Fun with Dick, Jane, Baby Sally, Mother and Father.
Today is Dick's birthday lunch at Cheeseburger in Paradise! Everyone is there: Father, Mother, Dick, Jane, and Baby Sally. Spot, otherwise known as "Left Eye Lopez," is home chewing her consolation bone. See Dick celebrate his birthday. See Dick order the BIG Bacon and Cheddar burger and rootbeer float.
See Baby Sally slip in an equally big order while Mother and Father speak to Jane about the "Jack the Ripper Tour" in London where Jane is headed this week.
Baby Sally! What have you done?
Oh, Baby Sally has ordered a Mushroom and Swiss Burger as big as her head AND a specialty frou-frou drink instead of water even though it is not her birthday! Baby Sally, you are ...
Mother tells Jane, "Jane, whatever you do, do NOT turn your back on your drink or food in public."
Jane says, "Oh Mother, I would never turn my back on my drink or food in public!"
Says Mother, "Oh Jane, I am so proud of you. Because remember ... Natalie Holloway."
See Jane roll her eyes.
See Mother be happy and proud of her children. See Mother be sad and proud of her children. Mother is sad. Sad, sad, sad. Why is Mother sad? Dick and Jane are going back to school. That's why Mother is happy, sad, proud and crazy. Yes, Mother is crazy.
And what about Father?
Look! Look, look, look! See Father lying on the floor unconscious! What does he have in his hand, Dick, Jane and Baby Sally? It's the birthday lunch bill! Father is gripping the bill to his heart. Oh, Father loves his family very much!