This just in: The American Idol crew was on Larry King Live tonight, and at the end of the show, King announced a unique contest: If you can list every song that David Cook sang solo in the competition, you are eligible to win a pair of Larry King's suspenders autographed by all of the contestants.
In the words of Britney Spears,"Huh?"
I had to give that a minute to sink it because I was confused: "Suspenders? I can win suspenders? Oh, with autographs. But would I want their autographs on suspenders? You can't frame suspenders. You can't wear suspenders unless you're Steve Urkel or you're going to Sadie Hawkins."
Nevertheless, at least I let you Cookies know about the contest. And that is why you should always check this blog on the weekends. Invariably, I have news-breaking, heavy stuff going on here.
On Monday night, AI contestants will be back on Larry King Live again, so don't miss it. Perhaps they have recorded a song written by Andrew Lloyd Webber with Larry King singing lead that you can win if you can recall the number of times David Archuleta licked his lips while singing.