I have begun several posts by saying, "I know you think I make this stuff up ..." because usually the story that follows sounds too stupid to be true. Not so. My life is replete with blog fodder. I have no need to spin bizarre embarrassing tales just for your entertainment. In fact, I actually have to choose which stupidities I will reveal and which ones I won't.
Today's tale is one that definitely falls under the "I Know You Think I Make This Stuff Up" category.
This afternoon, I decided to take a quick nap before heading out for an evening of visiting graduation open houses and going to our cell group. Before I sleep, even for a nap, I must take out my disposable contact lenses. Since I don't usually keep my lenses overnight, I do not have the traditional little holder with the L and R wells for storage. Therefore, whenever I plan to put my disposables back in, I temporarily put them in a Dixie Cup of saline.
When I woke, I realized it was time to go to the graduation open houses, so I brushed my teeth and started to put in my lenses but realized they were gone. Because I swallowed my contacts. Which were in the Dixie Cup that I used to rinse my mouth.
Thus I have entered yet another installment into the new sidebar category, "I Know You Think I Make This Stuff Up."
That is all.