Factoid 1: My son hates spiders. Hates them.
Factoid 2: All summer long, he worked out every day with his dad after they got off work. My son (well, for that matter, my husband, too) has quite an athletic build. Part of his routine included drinking whey powder in milk right before he would leave to work out or immediately upon returning home.
In addition, he was big on eating cottage cheese for protein, which became his new obsession for the entire summer, so I was continually buying more cottage cheese. So if your local Walmart or HEB was out of cottage cheese this summer, it was because they were pulling it from your shelves and shipping it to Muncie to feed my boy.
What's the point, Dexter.
Observation: Ironic Equation.
Factoid 1 + Factoid 2 = The kid who hates spiders spent the summer "eating his curds and whey."