What Linda Means
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. "Chill" is not an adjective, but I do go with the flow, except when the flow is a sentence written that awkwardly.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Um, see the description after this next one, which seems to imply the opposite. Perhaps I am merely ambivalent, or perhaps I'm multi-faceted like fine crystal.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. Oh yes, people routinely stop me to ask my secret to life as they mistake me for a Walmart employee. That's what they're really asking when they say, "Can you tell me where's the big mans' clothes is?"
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. So now I'm tightly wound. Whatever. You make me grit my teeth.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. I beg your pardon. I have a long-standing love relationship with chocolate no-bake cookies, Camaros, and ELO, so "Don't Bring Me Down."
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. True. And I WILL finish my gingerbread house.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. That is why exactly 20 people in the entire U.S. voted for my favorite Presidential candidate.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. No way. I dare anyone to find any evidence at all in any of my posts of my getting carried away about things like dessert, LOST and the Food Network Challenge shows.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. What's that supposed to mean, Buster?
You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. That's why I misplaced a brand new jacket for two weeks that I had only worn once. It turned up under my desk at work. Which means it did not turn up in one square inch of my entire house that I combed over with a mascara wand looking for a big black jacket for nothing.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. Oh, this is the cruelest joke of all. Even the teenage interns run me.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. That is so not true. OK, it was true when I was a little kid in the neighborhood, but we all know that our basic personalities change as we grow older and more mellow. Don't we.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. I strive for perfection for about 60 seconds, and then I give in to "learned helplessness." Works for me. And not just on Wednesdays.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. I'm sure [being confident] that you will [authoritative] be leaving me a comment, or else [aggressive].
You have the classic “Type A” personality. Type A, as in "Annoying."