New Castle, IN, is just up the road a-ways from me. You're going to be amazed at the crime in this story, but even more shocked and awed by people's unique enunciation, the moustaches and the clamoring to "say sumthin'" from the back seat of a car. The special effects in this video underscore the gravitas of this crime. This is the world in which I must live, people.
Also this month:
A man who worked at an Indiana Dunkin' Donuts asked his boss to loan him some money, or he might do something "stupid."
It was a no-go.
So the man crawled through the drive-through window and stole $2,342 while on video surveillance.
Following that stellar act, he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Hey. It's Indiana. It's deep fried. It's our kinda crime.