The Ugly Mug Contest is now the Sexy Ugly Mug Contest

*EDIT* To answer a couple of questions, no, what you are about to read does not mean you have to do a "se*xy pose." I was trying to be funny about selling the idea. I cannot believe I almost led some of you down a path of debauchery.

So Big Mama had a contest. Within 30 seconds of announcing it, she had 921 comments.

That's a lot of comments. I mean, if I entered a competition called "Person Mostly Likely to be Called Linda Crow," I probably could not get 921 votes.

But I think I know why my contest has been so wildly unpopular.

I think it's because I have totally disregarded every smart piece of marketing smartness known since Darrin Stevens first let us into his world at McMann and Tate Advertising: Sex sells. And by the way, who was McMann?

So I decided to spice up my ad campaign a little, hoping tons of people will hypnotically get on board when they see my publicity blitz.

I had to have my people (Clinton Kelly) call a few of their people, but I think it was worth the effort and that you'll enjoy seeing how sexy ugly mugs can be.

Here is Tina Louise, a.k.a. "Ginger" from Gilligan's Island. Hubba hubba.
















































Rumour has it that Fergie is thinking about changing her nickname to "Muggy-licious."

Now honestly.


It looks like everybody whose anybody digs an ugly mug.

Can you honestly say you don't want to be one of the beautiful ugly mug people?

Remember: $15 at Starbucks, plus one or two other little surprises. Monday's the day. You can do it.